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iVY wAS fORCEFULLY, mALICIOUSLY, mECILESSLY, aWFULLY, cRUELLY, tERRIBLY, iGNORANTLY, rELENTLESSLY, bANNED fROM wEARING hER aMAZINGLY sPECTACULAR tRADMARK mAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iT'S tHE eND oF tHE wORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aNYWAY... wE mADE a pETTITION. wE'LL kEEP yOU gUYS pOSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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